A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Aquanet Ingredients:

SD Alcohol 40-B, Aminomethyl Propanol, Sodium Benzoate, Jet Fuel, Matchstick Heads, Spirytus Vodka, and Essence of Hindenburg.

We now know what the “V” in Alberto V05 stands for.

The “scorched earth” method of dealing with head lice.

I kept telling you that global warming would have unexpected side effects.

Lotsa nice captions! I lava all the entries.

runner-up:

and the winner!

Go ahead, Bonum!

I don’t know WHAT to say about this one…so help me with some great captions.

You
ain’t
nothin but a hound dog.
Been snoopin’ round the door.

Ricky kept refusing to put Lucy in the show. Lucy kept trying.

When Jolene wasn’t practicin’ her gee-tar, she’d still just sit and fret.

The dark side of Norman Rockwell.

Bobbie-Jo’s attempt at learning Metallica songs did not go well.

Nobody remembers the Shelly Winters / Jimi Hendrix version of Freaky Friday.

“Mah milkshake brangs all the boys to the yard! And they’re like, it’s better than y’alls!”

Bobbie Jo makes her longjohns talk.

The all female version of Deliverance was not QUITE as creepy as the original.

Thank you. I really enjoyed the pun in:

But this one made me laugh out loud, so QM please continue.

Thanks! This one, I found cute – and no doubt it will be fodder for your twisted minds:

Medusa: the Early Years

Ben Grimm with his first girlfriend.

She was into Heavy Metal early on in life.

Everyone said Pygmalion’s daughter was a chip of the ol’ block.