Bobby said he was Tina’s boyfriend, but she always found him to be a little cold.
“Elizabeth - this is what happens to children who don’t eat their vegetables.”
River Song had been testing out her paralyzing lipstick since she was a toddler.
Well, shoot – I liked this one and Prof. Pepperwinkle’s Medusa reference pretty well equally, but ya gots ta pick one. I’m going with
I’m honored to be in such distinguished company!
Okay, everyone, what can you do with this?
I told you to Back Off!!
“Is this wide enough, Doctor? Okay then, ahhh…”
Is this how to do a selfie?
Ridi, Pagliacco!
I hate these dental cleanings.
On top its called a uvula. On the bottom its called a stalaguvula.
Stop the Steal!
I’m tired of hangin’ around here. Sometimes a sloth’s gotta run!
Wrath and Sloth are a frightening combination of deadly sins.
Nothing like candid photos of non-domesticated animals to bring out the creativity in the group. I gave the edge to @Bonum_Legatum for the creative neologism.
Bonum, I summon thee!
Gee, I hope no one thought I was making some pun about prison camps. It was stalaguvula from stalagmite.
Here’s one for the team.
“Stop calling my ceremonial staff a ‘crowbar’!”
“I needed a mask for my asthma, and all I could find was my big sister’s reinforced ballerina slipper. Suddenly people were giving me their dead relatives to cart away.”
“Actually, I do feel a bit peckish.”
Tony Stork.