The plague’s the thing.
I’m early. Where’s my worm?
Steampunk Heckle and Jeckle looked better on paper.
Doctors hated having to suit up before entering the flatulence ward.
Once again the Straight Dope team comes up with winners, but I have to pick one so:
I’m early. Where’s my worm?
Take it away Tibby.
Summoning him with an @Tibby.
I won? [sniff] This may be my proudest moment!
Ok, here ya go:
“I can has Crissmuss prezent?”
Introducing Chipotle’s latest Ingredient…
When you can’t find an empty box anywhere…
Catmouflage 101.
Well the first time you try it you’re gonna cuss and shout
Cause the paper keeps tearin’ and the kitten falls out
But don’t give up cause after a while
You’ll be smokin’ right on with a big ole smile
Roll your own roll your own
Tibby’s Tabby?
Mrs. Lovett’s grocery shopping
This year’s hot Christmas gift, Tubular Tabbies! Order on Amazon now!
Subway’s “Refresh” campaign may have gone too far with the introduction of the footlong BLT (Bacon, Lettuce, Tabby).
I don’t know what that vet is doing back there, but when I get out of this I WILL be pissed off.
We’re ready to begin the cat scan of your drain pipes ma’am.
Elmer_J.Fudd, C’MON DOWN!
@Elmer_J.Fudd You are the winner. Please post the next pic.
Here’s a bonus caption for your viewing pleasure:
Fatty? I thought you said, roll a catty.
Thanks!
Where did you get your optometrist license, Mars?
According to this, you’re a Pisces.