“If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi…”
I poop wasabi.
Elmer J. Fudd was not happy with the result when Bonum_Legatum suggested they combine entries for this round.
You’re on a roll. You maki me laugh.
Washington’s regulations for vehicles and child safety got mixed up at the printer: Now children must wear five mile per hour bumpers.
OK - Take it away Spoons.
It’s been 24 hours and Spoons hasn’t shown up. (Hope everything is OK!) So lets see what Tibby has for us:
Let’s see if we can squirrel away some good captions with this one:
Chip, how do you do it? This is, like, the most PERFECT manicure ever! You are the GREATEST!
And THIS Is the signal for you to pitch a curve ball.
“And then he said ‘I know you’re a squirrel but damn, baby, watch the teeth!’”
Too rude? Then let’s try:
“I once found a nut that was this big!”
You could eliminate the possible rude interpretation by specifying that he’s talking about their main food source, like this:
“And then he said ‘I know you’re a squirrel but damn, baby, watch the teeth on my nuts!’”
I’m pretty sure that just makes it worse.
“There is no try, only do. Use the force to lower the bird feeder to the ground, young Branchwalker.”
Nooo! They put the bird feeder on a pole with a guard! I’ll never be able to get to it now, especially from that nearby branch! I’m so thwarted!
Abracadabra! Now you’re a chipmunk! What the… You knew the counterspell?
“Stay cool, Ralphie! Slowly lower the BB gun…”
And I say to you, brothers and sisters, that the Lord God will give to us a plentitude of nuts! All you have to do is each of you give me one acorn, and God will repay you twenty-fold!
Not in play:
Yes, everything is fine. I just got distracted by a few things, and couldn’t make it back. Glad to see that Tibby could step up and post a picture.
Somebody – Spoons? Tibby? – needs to judge the contest.
Is that in play? Because if you add “Whoa!” at the beginning, it’s also an excellent caption.