I have to agree with Kent about it being an excellent caption.
As it was @Tibby who posted the photo, I think Tibby should judge the entries.
“Jesus, Dug, cool your jets. Yes, I’m a squirrel. Get over it.”
I’ll post one, but if you think this is unfair feel free to ignore it.
Inga Wienerschnitzel, this year’s 3rd place winner of the annual Drunk Beer Barrel Polka contest.
- Sorry about not judging the last pic caption. I figured as the stand-in poster, it wasn’t mine to judge. However, I agree with Spoons and Kent, though all the captions were good.
Why not pick a winner now that you’re back? (Not an entry)
By all means, please pick a winner for the squirrel picture.
Ok. It was close, but gotta go with:
Thank you. Then let us continue with the “Octoberfest” picture:
Mit a bang
Mit a boom
Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom
Poor girl was confused. She couldn’t remember if she was drinking Paulaner Oktoberfest Bier or Captain Morgan.
The latest Oktoberfest fad is to pick up this lifelike statue with one hand behind her back, the other under her thigh, tilting it up to your mouth, and sucking down the entire contents of the mug. It’s known as “Frenching the Fräulein.”
The Back Porch Putsch was less scary than its predecessor.
Kids grow up so fast. It seems that only yesterday she was modelling for Hummel figurines.
When Gertrude asked for a partner for the “slap-dance”, three people were trampled in the stampede. (And was her selected partner sorry to learn that raising all those steins gave Gertrude arm muscles like a gorilla!)
Now that I’ve gotten those out of my system. I have to go with:
Please take it away Gyrate!
Alrighty then. Anyone hungry?
Campbell’s Chunky Soup. So thick, you could serve it like a popsicle.
Not all of Ben and Jerry’s experiments were successful.
Clamsicles—For Soup Lovers on the GO
From bivalve to aortic valve in one tasty step.
Mm-mm meh.