A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Mom was finally pushed too far by the continual arguing of those who wanted New England style versus those who wanted Manhattan style. And she yelled, “That’s IT. I’ll serve you something NO ONE will like!”

Time to invoke OP’s Rule #5 again?

Sorry - there was a whole bunch of answers in a cluster and then nothing. I liked:

So QM FTW!

Oy, it’s getting harder to find funny pictures! You guys are perverted enough to find the humor here, though.

Take me to your pack leader.

“Turns out Earthling greetings are the same as ours; lick their face and sniff their butthole.”

Listen, and listen good, inferior species—take off that ridiculous mask!

“Yes, both of us have the same saying, ‘To Serve Man.’”

“Stay perfectly still Rover, while I install your anal probe.”

When plastic surgery goes wrong, your dog is the only friend you can be sure isn’t laughing at you.

OK, it’s you again, Elmer. What was I saying about you guys being perverted enough? There were several other entries that I also thought were winners, but this was my fave:

You’re right QM, it is getting harder to find funny pix. Let’s try this one…
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The greatest Muppet act of all time

Not a good place to be after Julia eats dairy products.

Looks like that link is broken. Here’s another one:

And just to keep them all in a row.

Julia and the Seven Dwarfs

Quick, the quiche!

Kinderkuchen

This heartless woman was caught making her children beg for food even after they were grown.