“ToDay we’re going to have a dinner in the Japanese style. Guests sit on the floor…”
“Honey! You’re home early!”
The winner:
I’m honored. Keeping up with stuff you find in the kitchen…
Not an entry, but I just want to pat myself on the back for resisting a Sylvia Plath joke.
Nvm.
(joke!)
Take That, You Fiend!
Now our life extinguishers come in mint, cinnamon and new spicy tabasco!
The portal to Hell and the means to thwart Satan were both a little underwhelming.
New Easy-Off Extreme Industrial Oven Cleaning System, now available for home use.
I want my Flambé frozen now!
Firechief’s report: “It all started when their clothes dryer broke down. Then Bob got a “brilliant” idea.”
No handshake from Paul Hollywood for you…
I hoped we might get more entries, but @Elmer_J.Fudd would score high in any group, and had a nice Halloween-ish feel to it.
Take it, EJF.
Thanks! I hope we haven’t done this one yet.
Before the Inquisition broke them up, the coven just liked to spend Samhain sitting around in the forest and watching old I Love Lucy reruns.
With the advent of flat screen technology, we now mourn the death of the cathode ray tube.
After the series was cancelled, Max Headroom retired to a rural area where his neighbors made repeated attempts to proselytize him.
The Tele-shepherd and Her Sheep
A scriptural literalist proselytizing over television.