A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Pilate of the Airwaves

This literally made me laugh,

You’re up, @Oly

Sorry, I do not know how to post a photo. What I have tried has failed and I can’t find instructions. If someone wants to school me I’d appreciate, otherwise defer.

Oly: Step one: find a photo that’s posted online somewhere. That’s the hardest part.
Step two: find the URL that you can go to where only the photo appears. At least on my browser, if you right-click on the image, you get a menu with the option “Copy image address.” If you now paste that URL so your browser goes to it, that should have the image you want. If that’s not how your browser works, the very hard way is to look at the HTML source for the page where you found the image and find the URL of a jpg file – which can get messy.
Step three: post a reply to the thread where the URL for the image – the “image address” you just found – appears on a line by itself.

Thanks QM

This should inspire some absurdity

The funny thing about Sisyphus is… The funny thing about Sisyphus is he… The funny thing about Sisyphus is he was… The funny thing about Sisyphus is…forget it.

The Original Rock & Roller

The funny thing about Sisyphus is… he never got his rocks off.

“Why are you trying to roll that rock to the top of the mountain?”

“Because it’s there.”

Not everybody is a Rolling Stones fan.

To Loki, having a snake’s fangs drip poison on his face for eternity didn’t sound quite so bad.

First thought: ------ “POSTAL EMPLOYEES ANTICIPATE CHRISTMAS CARD SEASON”

Second thought: ------- “TURNOVER RATE HIGHEST FOR AMAZON DELIVERY PEOPLE”

(Sorry for the “first thought, second thought” business, but I had to add them to complete the post. Otherwise the system had conniption fits about the text not being complete sentences.)

“I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think-”

“Aw, who the fuck am I kidding; this is hopeless!”

I find myself doing that a lot on pages that don’t want their images to be directly copyable.

Today I have a good feeling about this.

How does it feel… to be on your own…

Perhaps this wasn’t meant as an entry, but it is apropos to the comic and the comic is apropos to many kind of absurd things that happen as I work with computers.

Justice was finally served on the Doper who was always posting “Let’s go throw rocks in the quarry.”

(He had to REMOVE all those rocks.)

Oly, if that was meant to be a selection, you want to make that fact clearer. If it wasn’t you should pick a winner since it’s been more than 24 hours.

If that is an endorsement, here’s my image; otherwise it can be ignored.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.3389af2165e78076a45a81bb8b8a91d5?rik=9LYVRKKcDJzA1A