It’s sad what Chevy Chase has to do to get attention these days…
When asked what his Halloween costume was, Bill replied, “Evolution.”
Just when you thought it was safe to go in the petunias…
“We’re gonna need a bigger golf cart.”
After Bill’s stupid prank, the kiddie swimming pool had to be drained and sanitized.
The Sharknado franchise finally “jumps the shark”.
Bill was finally fed up with the neighbor’s dog trampling the tulips.
GAR-DEN SHARK doo doo doodoo doodoo
Try to come up with a pronoun set for this chimera.
And so the Sea Witch granted the Little Mermaid her wish: she now had legs.
Just goes to show, you are what you eat
Okay, 24 hours since the last reply so it’s:
Thanks!
And now:
Just a head’s up, we’ve been doing 24 hours since the image is posted.
Fork you and the turkey you rode in on.
After cats took over the world and adopted the eating habits of the previous dominant species, the hemorrhoidal consequences were shocking.
Yeah, it’s weird having a cat for a chef, but his minced-mouse stuffing is to die for.
Puss likes his turkey lean.
Although it was traditional, many people thought making the turkey pull his executioner’s cart to the chopping block was cruel.
Little known fact: In his youth Dali worked for Hallmark cards.
Morris the Cat may be finicky, but he knows what he likes on Thanksgiving.
All fun! And the winner is…