A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Once he got to the end of the bus line Muffin was forced to use more primitive transit.

Thank you Prof P. Next: oomph
Pass, I can’t seem to paste media items here.

You have to upload it to a free site like Imgur, then post a link to that.

Thanks . Still trying to understand it. Your turn needscoffee.

Oh, not my turn, I couldn’t even come up with an entry for this round. I think @Prof.Pepperwinkle will have to choose a 1st runner up, or explain the process to you better than I did.

Second place, it’s Elmer!

Here we go…

“All you need is love,” but be sure to practice safe oral sex.

The Magical Masquery Tour

All these years people looked down on Ringo, but even back then he knew the right way to wear a mask.

The winner:

Thanks, Elmer.

“Before my dogs will make friends with them, you need to let them know where the butts are on those things.”

(With apologies to The Far Side.)
Tomorrow they would be deadly enemies, but the day before the tournament was a traditional truce in the Dog vs. Snake wars.

Snakes? What sna…WHAT HAPPENED TO KITTY? WHERE’S POOPSIE?

Nope, Python is better than REXX.

Yeah, just taking them to the airport.

Some people really abuse the concept of “service animals.”

“… and so that’s why I can’t take them to the off-leash park anymore. You?”

“Mine like to escape by crawling under the fence, too. How do you deal with yours?”

I’ve had a few unfavorable encounters at the off-leash park, so I pick this one.