A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Thanks!
New one:

Preschool of the DAMNED!

They were warned about sitting too close to the television…

Now Timmy, you know what Knowed_Out said about going to the off-leash park. Stay with us.

Skeletor’s Kindergarten Class

The Ring Wraiths were taught at an early age to retain formation.

Awwww. Preschool zombies are SO cute.

The anti-vaxxers are getting really desperate with their claims about aftereffects.

“If you behave, you can all have a soul with your Graham crackers and milk today.”

Winner is @Dr.Winston_OBoogie with

Should the doctor become unable to fulfill his duties or become ineligible due to scandal from his past, runner-up is @Elmer_J.Fudd with

All yours, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie!

Thursday is the day poor Turkey has to die…

(It’s actually not showing up immediately for me - hows about y’all?)

I’m trying quoting…

I can see it, but I have to click on the empty frame in order to do so. Might work for others.

In play:

Julia Child has found a new dance partner.

Before starting the recipe, I’d like to show you an exercise that does wonders for those flabby arms.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wind beneath my wings

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could co-host.”

“Now, some of you may have been expecting a baking episode when you saw the title “Angel Food”…”

“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a turkey! Howdy, howdy, howdy!”

The front view of The Greatest Muppet Act of all Time.

I think this is the right image:
https://www.chicagonow.com/intellectual-chicago-suburbs/files/2016/02/julia_turkey_tx800.jpg

“Now, for those of you who prefer the turkey cooked hobo style, stuff the posterior end of the turkey over the top of a freshly opened can of malt liquor, and place inside a fully burning trash can fire for 45 minutes.”