“The Pacard” never stood a chance against the new wrestling sensation, Tobor.
Why did the robot cross the road?
To go back to Japan.
Robby, you’ll spoil your appetite for supper!
The first to design their own Tesla Models were a bit too creative.
“Hey! Get a room, you two!”
Why did the robot cross the road?
Didn’t, tripped over a car.
“Good job, RZ2. They’ll never figure out who shot Andy Warhol.”
In Knight Rider 3000, KITT gets to pick his own partner.
Don’t you remember, Robot-eyed Joe,
Robot-eyed Joe, Robot-eyed Joe?
In Yo, Máquina villain Toaster Joe persuades a vocho to go fully electric.
During the Vietnam War, the Justice Department employed ingenious methods to apprehend draft dodgers.
Gundam Boogie!
Almost too many good ones to choose from! But I’ll try
The winner is:
and the runner up is:
@youknowwhobot might have taken it if we served his kind in this cantina…
Congrats, @Prof.Pepperwinkle!
I’m surprised. I thought others were funnier. Ah.
Let’s try…
Would gingerbread men still be a popular snack if everybody knew they were harvested from the heads of puppies?
I am cute like a beagle, can’t you see? Cute like a beagle, your home, will you carry me?
“I saw Santa kissing mommy.”
I brings you cukys, you forgiv?
I don’t always wear cookies for ears but when I do, they’re gingerbreadmen. Stay hungry, my friends.
Edible deely-bobbers use unfair sales tactic.