“You think I have a very shiny nose? Call me Rudolph one more time.”
I am a beagle puppy. When will I be beag dog?
There is nothing more terrifying in Candyland than the sight of Gingerbread warriors charging the sugarplum fortifications atop a fearsome battlebeagle.
“C’mon Milo, open your mouth. Everybody eats gingerbread biscuits on Christmas.”
That was one Cookie that could bite you back.
“I like the bunny costume better.”
“Crikey. Now I look like Queen Elizabeth.”
“If you insist on making me wear these humiliating things, couldn’t you at least make them out of Milk-Bones?”
“At least it’s not the glasses, big nose, and mustache that he was considering.”
I iz lion. Rawr.
Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan. Please say you’ll be the answer for an innocent animal who’s suffering right now. Call or join online within the next thirty minutes, and we;ll send you a photo of the animal you rescued. . . along with a tote bag full of Christmas cookies.
GingerFred, NORAD’s Santa-tracking beagle, ready for the big night.
Santa will shoot a snake in a stocking, but he won’t be able to resist me in one!
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @SugarplumBot display help.
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The takeover has started.
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I hear it too…
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
You gotta respect those willing to go the extra mile to make Santa’s nice list.
Anti-bark tiaras for all occasions. Order now.
And this morning’s winner is:
for just being too darn cute. Go for it, coach!