A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

The heir to the Hershey fortune began at the bottom level by working on the Kisses line, and took his work home with him at night.

America’s Tomorrow: an Intel Product

Jeez, another game of catch. You pick mine, I pick yours…

I won’t enter this’n just to make sure we break up the monopoly.

Feel free to add a caption. I’ll just pick someone else.

Is it January already? I know just how this child feels.

Back in Norman’s days, if you “Don’t like Mondays” you could just write it on your little chalkboard.

In the bleak Midwinter frosty air did blow

And the School Bully, who got nuttin’ for Christmas, laid in wait ahead.

The rest of the Peanuts gang were so upset at Shermie for taking the decorations from the tree that he was banned from the strip.

Little Stevie Jobs dreamed of someday inventing a better slate pad.

Sorry Charlie Brown, your tree really did look like a crappy tinseled-up twig.

“I broke my jack-in-the-box, so as punishment, I have to go to school after New Years. Not fair!”

Many good responses. But I can almost hear the high-pitched voice saying…

Spoons, take it away.

Thanks!

It’s winter here, cold and snowy, so let’s see what you folks can do with this one:

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Next stop, Land of the Lost! How you doin’ Holly?

Yukon King and Rex

All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex. Chuck did not.

Tired of smacking into trees? Get the new airbag suit for skiers. Available in your choice of FUN characters. Protects those sensitive areas.

This is the same guy who owns every inflatable Christmas decoration ever made - and leaves them up until March.

“Finally! Something that will distract people from my douchey hat.”

I rather like this one, so @Prof.Pepperwinkle takes it:

All yours, Professor!

Thank you!