Roll up a frond and use it as a pillow? Nah, too much effort.
Stentorian voice: “Are YOU abusing the work-from-home policy?”
“Mom, I made sloth school’s ‘underachiever of the month’”. “Billy, we’re so proud.”
-David Attenbourgh voice- Given the position of the tree limb, one can understand why the sloth is smiling…
“No… Mis… ter… Sloth… I ex… pect… you… [yawn] to… die…!”
Let’s ring in the New Year with @Bonum_Legatum 's reminder that come Monday, it’s time to go back to work.
Guide us into 2022, Bonum.
Let’s see, the seven deadly sins are pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
Since gluttony and sloth have already been taken, I will take “greed”.
This truck is so massive, just driving onto the platform depleted the gas tank.
The really amazing thing is that it’s all made of Legos.
For the man who has everything, including a micro-penis…
You should see the Christmas tree this came under…
“We were going to make it electric, but when we tested the charger we burned out the Eastern U.S. power grid.”
It’s not that high. She’s a dwarf, y’know.
Order one at this car show, and we’ll thrown in a boarding ladder, absolutely free!
“Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride Canyonero! Canyonero!”
“We’re gonna need a bigger pair of fuzzy dice.”
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Midget Giant Racing! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Automobile ads were famous for shrinking the people to emphasize the roominess of the car.
So, for bringing this to mind, take it away Quadam Mechanic.
That brought this to mind, although it’s not suitable for our contest since it has lots of good text on its own:
https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/324769595972_/RARE-1966-VOLKSWAGON-VW-BEETLE-BUG-Car.jpg
OTOH, this is, kinda.
Go for it, folks.
No Jewish Space Lasers are touching this brain…
Mom always said, “Wear protection.”