“Wait, you mean New Year’s Day is over?”
“It’s February 22nd, sir”
Take 'em down to Macy’s and sell 'em as mannequins.
Right, I think I remember, I was saying something or other about an old acquaintance when the lights went out…
“We’re gonna need a bigger broom.”
Wake up, Ma’am - it’s almost midnight.
“Cristina, I’d like to introduce you to a young aspiring Congressman, Madison Cawthorn.”
Did you know they’re getting divorced? Here’s a rather odd video about how he claims they met.
“I’m sorry, the other 96 members of your party left and said you would be responsible for the check.”
Crime photographer Arthur “Weegee” Fellig captured this view of the infamous “New Year’s Rubout” in 1934.
It’s time to flip a coin, because I couldn’t decide between these two:
And the coin gives it to … The_Stainless_Steel Rat!
Congratulations, @The_Stainless_Steel_Rat , and it’s your turn to post a picture.
My thanks, Spoons, I rather liked Kent Clark’s entry but will do my best. And since we’ve just completed the holiday season with conspicuous consumption of food, here’s one that should be of interest: https://i.insider.com/5de5458479d75708d05552d8?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp
Oops, can’t get the picture to appear, you need to click it.
The Burgermeister may be gone ‘til next Christmas, but the Meisterburger is always in season.
“Here’s your appetizer, Ms. O’Donnell.”
“And the complimentary knife is for when we have to open your chest to massage your heart to restart it.”
“You want a diet coke with that?”
“And if you finish it in 30 minutes, we’ll give you a free sundae for dessert.”
One Baby Burger with a Small Fry coming up.
Again apologies for not being able to display the picture, but thanks for the grins and giggles from your answers. And the winner is…
Take it away, KC!
{Burp} Thanks for the approbation, Rat. Now that we’ve coverd gluttony, let’s go on to another of the seven deadly sins, Sloth.
