Hopefully next year Santa won’t forget to bring the fruitcake.
Hopefully next year Santa will forget to bring the fruitcake.
Many great entries, but this one made me laugh out loud:
Nicely done, @Knowed_Out , and you’re up for the next one.
Santa will be a little late this year.
Santa Claus Kvetches The Martians
“Tell that “Martianmallow” joke one more time! I dare you!”
“No no, I said it would be great to have ‘Marsh Hens’ for Christmas dinner.”
Three Ho’s for this one! Merry Christmas everybody!
Forgot to quote. Too much eggnog.
“Has anybody seen the cat?”
The new Ghost of Christmas Present didn’t bother reading the employee handbook.
At least Amazon is making the delivery backlog look festive.
Now for my birthday, I want…
…and I still didn’t get what I really wanted.
Grandma always had us save the wrapping paper and gift boxes. Until one day the attic caved in.
Naughty children can see the gifts they WOULD have gotten at the following website…
On the 249th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Next on A&E: Christmas At The Hoarder House. There’s always room for one more.
I’m amazed no one had the one I thought of: “Is that all?”
Lots of good entries but I’ll give it to Spoons again:
Thanks, Lumpy!
Okay, with New Years Eve coming up, let’s see what you can do with this:
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