Sniping in a winter wonderland…
Past DOOM mods featured several genres of Christmas slaughter. Scrooge could mow down handicapped urchins with his sword cane in Victorian Era settings, The Grinch could eviscerate Whoville citizens with explosive Christmas balls, and Roman Centurions could scourge and crucify runaway Messiah figures.
Video games are one of those toys the elves in Santa’s workshop never quite got a handle on.
Christmas. This year it’s personal.
Christmas. This year, it’s anti-personnel.
Gotta Get 'Em All.
(Not in play) @Spoons I tip my hat to you!
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph, play in any reindeer games.
So Rudolph went to his parent’s basement and cranked up the computer.
It started with Elf Bowling, and then went downhill from there.
My own entry would have been “competition at the mall for scarce items was especially fierce this year”.
I’m giving it to:
Thanks, Lumpy! I must also thank Kent_Clark for providing the inspiration, with his reply just before mine.
Okay, let’s see what everybody can do with this one:
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“Grandma got run over by a reindeer.”
“Lucky bitch!”
“You want jolly? Come back when this bottle is empty.”
Bummer, Amazon didn’t deliver the kid’s Christmas socks in time.
Look, we’re ALL REALLY TIRED about everyone singing “Billy the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose…”
OK, OK, we’ll wear the d****d hats and antlers and take a picture for Aunt Clara.
The stockings were flung at the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas would just get it the eff over with.
"Its a funny thing. You’re gonna laugh, but when I said I won the ‘lotto’ this year, I meant I won the ‘motto’. Yeah, it was a motto competition, an’ I came up with the best one. The motto was “The best present is family”, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Christmas with the Lobotomy Family
Happy #&!+ing Christmas.
“Police say this photograph, believed to have been taken only seconds before the killings, depicts the suspect having entered the dwelling through an unlocked patio door. Citizens are urged to be on the lookout and report any individual matching this description to authorities”.