“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
No doubt about it, juggling work/family responsibilities IS stressful.
As a former band geek, I gotta go with this one.
Thanks Winston. Continuing the weird statue thing…
Willkommen! to the town square in Bendover, Germany.
Patron saint of the Church of the Chocolate Fountain.
The imagineers didn’t realize Walt was just joking when he requested a six foot butt plug for the Snow White ride.
(out of play) Is there anything that could be other than what it looks like?
Dwarfmeister’s Bed Finials: the greatest for the last thousand years
Sleezy, the 8th Dwarf, was kicked out of the house when Snow White showed up.
“Teacher says every time a bell rings a gnome gets rammed.”
Back to you WInston!
(While we’re waiting.)
“No Hans, we’re NOT going to put your proposal for a new line of Hummel figurines into production.”
Sorry, busy day.
How’s about this
Like Die Hard, I’m kinda on the fence about whether Bird Flu vs Coronavirus is a Christmas movie.
“Not much in the mail today dear, just a Christmas card from Salvador Dali.”
The figgy pudding had passed its sell-by date.
EXCLUSIVE: Recovered security camera footage from Wuhan labs!
The 19th century Christmas card business employed an astonishing number of illustrators suffering from absinthe addiction and/or tertiary syphilis.
Nothing like a litte peyote in your Christmas pudding
I can appreciate a mention of both absinthe and syphilis. Lumpy, you’re up!