Oh, by gosh, by golly, it’s time for Santa to get Hulky.
The real reason the Grinch was so mean was because he was jacked up on steroids.
Please be nice, not naughty; you wouldn’t like me when you’re naughty.
The winner:
The most audacious remake of King Kong only has one name in the credits.
I hate it when the traffic copter down for maintenance. “Smog is rather thick this morning and watch out for a traffic backup on the main avenue at 10th street…”
The McCoys:
Hang on Sloopy,
Sloopy hang on.
Hang on Sloopy,
Sloopy hang on.
“This doesn’t look like a green screen! Aiiieeeeee!!!”
I will get out of these squid games - one way or another!
I’m walking in the air, I’m floating in the moonlit sky…
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape!
“The first three times I climbed up here, I forgot my selfie-stick.”
Eeny-meeny-miny-mo…
Take it away!
Thank you! For once, I actually have a picture in mind:
Daycare providers in Oslo are a bit hit and miss.
(I’ve been to that sculpture park and that isn’t even the weirdest one.)
And that is not all, no, that is not all,
I can dandle four babies while I bounce on a ball!
“Damned static electricity!”
Why didn’t I buy the Trojans?
“No, I don’t want to buy your goddamned band candy!”