Top ten tricks for feigning AI. Number 6 will integrate your circuits.
“Select the pictures of crosswalks. What are crosswalks?”
(With apologies to Knowed_Out) I hate this - every time I click on YES I AM A BOT the site kicks me out.
Dear Straight Dope (New and Unimproved Workplace Rants): My boss is completely computer illiterate. He insists we enter everything through our keyboards instead of just feeding directly through our USB ports.
I’m so glad I took that computer literacy course. My siblings are still stuck fulfilling orders at the Amazon warehouse.
(There must be a “work from home” caption that fits this picture.)
“What are they doing?”
“Executing macros.”
“That do what?”
“Command them to execute macros.”
“But what’s the point?”
“It doesn’t do anything, that’s the beauty of it!”
Nothing like an homage to Futurama. Or Monty Python. Or Burke’s Law. Or The Portrait of Dorian Gray. Or Bugs Bunny. Or Phinneas and Ferb. Anyway, it’s all yours @Lumpy
Thank you Kent_Clark. Let’s see…
Get back HERE! That was just one TIT!
“It’s almost like you’re TRYING to put me to sleep with these stories.”
“The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky.”
“I’m Popeye, the sailor man!”
Don’t make me cranky. You wouldn’t like me when I’m cranky!
So what exciting entertainment do you have for me today, Mommy? Peek-a-boo again?
(Dear board software…stop arguing, this is a complete sentence.)
ARGH, NOT BARNEY THE DINOSAUR AGAIN.
I was up all night, no more coffee after noon for me.
Ball’s in your court Bonum.
Thank you. It’s not too early to Think Spring!
The prototype for the Nissan Leaf needed a little tinkering.
Some of these electric cars are just a bit too green.
Herbie’s Zombie Cousin
The legendary “Clown Graveyard” is a little underwhelming.