A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Nice!

The winner…

Go for it, BL!

In the "spirit of the staircase:

We must, we must, we must develop our bust!
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We’ve class, we’ve class, we must develop our elbow!

Bring back this design! Infuriate the prudes.

Washington D.C. quickly fell to the archangel invasion.

Where J. Giles got the inspiration for Centerfold

I think they’ve taken liberties with Lady Liberty.

Commemorating the afterparty at the Continental Congress.

My cunt tree 'tis of thee…

Capitol rioters sure were a lot better looking back in the day.

i am going to select this one early because I’ll be away preparing for the snowfall that’s predicted mid-week.

So many good captions - but, to me, this one stood out:

Take it away Elmer J. Fudd.

Thanks!

If Lincoln had cable, he’d still be President.

“It’s the only way I can get through Our American Cousin.”

I’m all set. Bring on the Zouaves!

“I don’t know when they’re going to invent football, but I’m ready for when they do.”

For scoring and seven (burp) beers ago…

“Are you sure this campaign poster will bring in the Milwaukee vote?”

President Lincoln briefly considered changing the troops’ “hardtack and coffee” rations to something they could consume while on the march.

The first one out of the gate really cracked me up:

Your turn, @Kent_Clark

Thanks. Let’s see. I don’t think we’ve done one like this in awhile.

Very good, Rachel. I see you are nearly ready to begin a career in mousing.