A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Okay, this one made me LOL. Take it away Prof.

Thankee!

Suggested cover illustration for Harpers Bizarre.

Bugso Marx wasn’t averse to ripping off his more famous brothers.

“I knew I should have taken a glissando at Albuquerque.”

“Was the Summer of '69…”

“What’s harp, doc?”

“Just what I wanted! A new carrot slicer!”

Glad I waited.! Our illustrious winner…

Bravo, KO!

To tell the truth Prof, I thought that was the lamest caption I ever thought of.
This looks interesting.

Sea World’s version of the Blue Man Group is doing nothing to fend off accusations of animal cruelty.

Ariel insisted on blue for her bridesmaids.

SQUEEK, SQUEEK, SQUEEK. (Translation: Be honest, does this make me look fat?)

Blue is the new Green.

Deep water Camo protects against both sharks and the Discovery Channel.

Flipper’s spring collection did not go over well with buyers in New York.

I flip(per) over this one. Take it away Prof!

Danke schoen.

Oooh, sorry, leggo my leg, Mom! I gotta pee!

First issue of Stephen King’s What If? : “What if Delbert Grady hadn’t murdered his daughters?”

Kids, this is your brain on absinthe.

I don’t know about you Mabel, but these Charles Atlas exercises are tougher than I expected.

Vicpornia

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