Women in macrame make me feel knotty.
This year’s Miss Q-Tip.
For this year’s Halloween party, Joanne decided to go as a coconut-covered Twinkie.
“And here’s Lisa, in this ensemble by Mr. Staypoof. Featuring oversized bows, and going nicely with white shoes, Lisa look perfectly prepared to go to the beachfront marshmallow roast. Mmm, Lisa–let’s have s’more!”
The men’s version has a 12 foot long tail.
Forget Furries. This is the next big kink.
I wasn’t sure this photo could have a caption, but:
Your turn Spoons
Thanks!
Okay, let’s see what everybody can do with this:
First it was Teletubbies…
The success of Dolly the cloned sheep led a group of scientists to try some pretty weird stuff with the rest of the flock.
They’re coming to get you, Barbara…
After hearing the city kids saying “Those small white things aren’t sheep, I want to see REAL sheep” too many times, Farmer Bob took action.
Not much else to occupy a shepherd’s time but to sample random mushrooms they come across…
The aliens’ plan to infiltrate Earth disguised as common livestock suffered from some mistaken impressions gained from monitoring television.
[Python Ripoff] Shepherd: It’s my belief that these sheep are laborin’ under the misapprehension that they’re beany babies.
Tourist: But where did they get that idea?
Shepherd: From Harold. He’s that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. ‘e’s realized that a sheep’s life consists of standin’ around for a few months and then bein’ eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.
Tourist: Well why don’t you just remove Harold?
Shepherd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds. [/Python Ripoff]
Babe discovered why shepherds eschewed taking LSD.
All great, but this one made me laugh out loud:
Well done, @Quondam_Mechanic ! It’s your turn.
Glad I made you laugh, Spoons.
Let’s see what the gang does with this’n:
https://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jesus-chair.jpg
Hm, doesn’t seem to be showing up as it usually does. Well, you should be able to click on the link anyway.
Jesus may save souls, but swamp ass is another matter.
Collect the whole set: The Bosom of Abraham, The Lap of Christ, The Feet of Gideon…