“You’ll feel like Lazarus when you get up from this chair!”
Carpenters may consider themselves artists, but that doesn’t mean they need to construct self portraits.
Too good, Elmer, even though I thought Prof. Pepperwinkle’s was very good too. Take it away!
Well, it is THAT day…
Now that’s what I call a full back.
“Hey, Gronkowski! How do you like this draft pick?”
Going for the quarterback’s sack.
“Jock strap inspector.”
“Not now, Melva!”
“So whose ass do I have to kiss to get an endorsement deal?”
If this were in Chicago, it would be an embarrassing moment. (OK - everybody groan.)
NUMBER 87 - THAT’S THE LAST TIME YOU SNEAK IN AN ENDORSEMENT FOR THE LOCAL PLUMBER - BACK TO THE FARM CLUB FOR YOU.
(I gotta get a bigger face shield…)
So many good ones, I literally had to close my eyes and poke the screen.
All yours, @Spoons
Thanks, Elmer!
This one should provide some interesting responses:
Unclear on the term “licorice pizza”.
Another hit by Ohio Express…
The reaction of white people to Jazz in the early days
Easy, man. It’s just called bubblegum music.
No, LP doesn’t stand for “Looks Palatable.”
What do you mean this isn’t what the Guinness Book of Records means by Eating Records?
Kids today don’t know how lucky they have it. When they have to hide a pirated recording, they only have to chew up a thumb drive. In OUR day…
Breakfast platter
Okay, this one is just warped enough that it has to take this round:
Well done, and it’s your turn, @Bonum_Legatum!