Thank you, although I have to say I thought that the song reference was MUCH better.
In the parking lot…
Carbon 14 analysis indicates the dig dates back to the year 1998.
Now THAT’s hard data!
The Return of the Landline
Homo flipphonus could be identified by its distinctive feet.
“Hello, this is Rachael from cardmember services.
Hello, this is Rachael from cardmember services.
Hello, this is Rachael from cardmember services.
(You know, I don’t think they’re ever going to answer their phone.)”
The reference to Carbon 14 analysis did it for me. Take it away Elmer J. Fudd
Thanks!
(With apologies to everyone.) She carries a pig, I drive a cop car. Together we fight crime.
Wait ma’am, it was just a joke. We weren’t really going to invite hamlet to a luau.
Pam, Pam, The Piper’s Daughter,
Stole A Pig And Ran From The Slaughter.
Rene Russo stars in Pig.
It’s a slow crime day when you catch somebody transporting a minor across state lines and it’s a pig.
Sorry. I forgot about this thread, but I’m glad that gave @Knowed_Out
a chance to post the winner:
Thanks Elmer. Let’s have more fun with animals!
I see you fell for the giraffe decoy again.
It’s box lunch day at the zoo.
Are you troubled by a spotty complexion?
If I said I put a lot into this, I’d be lion. Take it away Bonum!
There’s got to be a yuppie joke in here somewhere:
BMW. The car preferred by the moovers and shakers.
The new BMW Holstein comes with a matching windshield snow cover.