For the Cowboy of the 21st Century.
Just look at the horn on that car!
Does the new BMW really get 38 miles to the gallon, or is that just a lot of bull?
Remember, animals may seek your car out for warmth on cold days, so always be sure to check for them.
It’s my new rain sensor. I went as old school as you can get!
Elsie: “Elmer, Elmer, I told you that you shouldn’t have taken that BMW factory tour. Now you’re a leather car seat.”
Needs Coffee - take it away.
Thanks!
Terry Pratchett wrote such cuddly novels.
Rosemary’s twins.
Notice the family resemblance?
The Koch Brothers’ nanny had a lasting influence.
The Nazgûls’ attempts at public relations photos were not the success they’d hoped for.
How about some more Mexican pulp mag art?
Gulliver’s Travels by Mickey Spillane
Green Elmer’s Glue cap-wearing gnomes! They are real!
“Senorita, you should warn me when you’re having guests over for dinner.”
Stepping barefoot onto the piece of Lego was bad enough, but landing on Juan’s toy soldiers – he’s grounded for a month!
Okay, no more Mexican pulp art from now on.
The winner:
Thanks Elmer. This one may deserve an entire novel, but I’ll settle for a caption.
After six months, the Russian convoy in Ukraine had become seriously depleted.
Westward, Ho, Fifi! I think we can reach Denver by nightfall.
Not so much a “cattle drive”; more likely the “cat’ll drive”.