“Strange, I know I had TWO cats when I started out…”
“It’s my new invention in e-bikes. You rub this rubber mat over the cat’s fur and it generates electricity. Now I only need 500 more cats to make it work. Here kitty! Here kitty!”
OK, in support of Ukraine, I choose this one, even though it won’t really help them.
And as long as the animals are showing off. . .
Bitch, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back! Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.
Ladies and gentlemen! The American Kennel Association’s newest recognized breed! The Buskerdoodle!
Sadly, Bowser was not accepted into the band. They didn’t want to change their name to Four Dog Night.
“I tell you, it’s a can’t-miss idea! We remake Fluke, but the dog is a reincarnation of Elvis.!”
“You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog…”
“…and here’s a little number I picked up back home at the kennel, along with some fleas…”
Eddie Van Hound Dog’s career came to an abrupt end at the State Fair when he literally caught wind of the Cats Wearing Pajamas exhibit opening.
This sounds like something Roy Clark would say on Hee Haw right before breaking into an incredibly complex guitar solo, so SAL-UTE! @Prof.Pepperwinkle and take it away.
Thankee.
Let’s try…
Jello Diving will NOT be approved for the 2024 Olympics.
The Rochester Comedy Club recreates the joke about sinners in Hell having to stand on their heads in 3 feet of shit after their coffee break is over.
“Hey Baby, how far down do those legs go?”
Our winner is…
Good one, Elmer!
The photo is actually from a high school talent show, with a bunch of guys doing their impression of synchronized air swimming.
Thanks!
Hold my (alien equivalent of beer) and watch this!
Uh… let’s just blame Trump!
Where’s the “kaboom?” There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
“I’m gonna give you some terrible thrills.”