“Quick, how can we blame this on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?”
The winner!
I might have guessed that Elmer_J.Fudd would like the Looney Tunes reference.
Going back to our funny-animals theme:
Old Dog Pray
Three are praying for an end to the pandemic, world peace, a blessing on the family…
And one is praying for more walkies, that the cute poodle next door notices him, for that canned food he particularly likes…
Our Fenrir, who art in Valhalla…
It started as a simple prayer circle. Then Spot got them to bark their prayers instead of using words. Then they started barking all the time. The he had them at his mercy.
Well, shoot, not many entries, but all good ones.
I’m picking Bonum_Legatum’s
Thank you.
Maybe the winter weather wasn’t that bad after all:
Giant meringe pies require train slicers.
It’s the Polar Express!
Let’s take the train, you said. It’ll be relaxing, you said. Imagine all that scenery right outside the window, you said!
“Aw hell, we’re stuck. Somebody call for a tow.”
Snowbound, let’s sleep in today. Wake me up when the wolves come out to play.
“Yep, this is the place where those tank cars full of expanding insulation foam chemicals went off the rails and cracked up.”
There something about meringue that takes this to new levels of absurdity. Take it away Knowed Out!
Cat-ption this.
Bring Kittens, Guns and Money
Exposed: The Violent World of the International Illegal Catnip Trade
Appearing with Marlon Brando as Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather had an interesting influence on Fluffy.
How the CIA took over Catmandu.