A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Meow! Go for it Prof.

Huzzah!

Here we go…

Bing Crosby sang it best:

:notes:

I’m an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
But my legs ain’t bowed and my cheeks ain’t tan
I’m a cowboy who never saw a cow
Never roped a steer 'cause I don’t know how
Sure ain’t a fixing to start in now
Oh, yippie yi yo kayah, yippie yi yo kayah

Dances With Puppies

Ah, must be the weekend. Both entries are very nice, and I’m a great fan of Der Bingle, but:

Winner!

Well done, KO!

OK, what’s happening here?

Spider-Van, Spider-Van, Does whatever a spider can…

Hand me one more roll of duct tape, Delores, and I think we’ve got it!

“Back up camera? Hell, we don’t need no backup camera!”

I identify with this statement more than you realize. Take it away, Kent!

Well, thanks! Now, what the hell is this?

Just what this message board needs; another dead horse to beat.

“‘Get a house?’ I thought you said, ‘Get a horse’!”

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“Get a horse,” they said. “You’ll go four time faster,” they said.

“What? Oh. Horseradish?”

In Soviet Russia, horse rides you.

“Amazon customer service sucks!”

And @Elmer_J.Fudd wins for self-referencing! Go forth and gallop EJF.

Thanks!