“OK, here we are. So what will you be doing in the Big Apple?”
“Oh, just helping to update a statue.”
“Now that we’re done filming (POTA) for today, hop on the back and I’ll give you a ride home again.” (I just LOVE seeing the reactions from the other drivers.)
“I’d love to give you a lift, Cornelius, but I don’t have a helmet that would fit your head.”
Incredible Journey, Part 7 - An ape and a hog discover America.
“You know Billy; we blew it. We blew it up. God damn you all to Hell.”
This one was worth waiting for:
Yer up, @Lumpy
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
This why Whosville has never won a war.
This time, enemy soldiers made sure to evacuate the tank when Superman bent the cannon back over.
War of the Masochists
“Sir, I think I’ve found the problem.”
Okay, I got the biggest laugh from
Thanks Lumpy. What’s happening here?
Modern PC refresher course for people who still use Windows 95.
…There’s no way I’m coming up with something funnier than Lumpy’s.
[You’re right, Prof. P…]
Using T. Rexes on the helpdesk didn’t work out – it was just too hard to make headsets to fit them.
C’mon, y’all didn’t think Barney the purple dinosaur made it big on his talent, did you?
If they had used Macs, they wouldn’t be extinct.
I’ll give it to Lumpy because of popular demand, but
this one gets honorable mention because I encounter this stonewall with my diehard Mac coworkers.