Red on dead +
Red on donor +
Black on donor +
Black on donor bare metal
But not anything inside the fundoshi!
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Bob never could follow instructions. In 2021 he saw “homemade masks” on YouTube.
Now that I know fundoshi is underwear, this makes sense. All yours, Slithy!
Thank you for not pointing out the typo!
“Sorry, Mr. Jones, but you still owe the I.R.S. $140. We’re gonna have to repossess your barrel.”
You’re really gonna go over Niagara Falls in that thing, huh?
Treasury agents found a clever way to trace the source of illegal booze shipments.
At least the tap isn’t three feet lower.
OK Prof., it’s your turn in the barrel
Hurrah!
Gulliver was a Scotsman.
And the Lollipop Guild never saw Dorothy, Toto, or the wizard again.
“Saints preserve us! The Disney company bought the entire village, when we woke up we had been turned into a theme park!”
While hailing the diverse casting, critics savaged the idea of a 55-year old Dorothy.
Everybody watched in terror as the flying monkeys went straight for the scratching-post bonnet.
The first time the munchkins saw up Dorothy’s skirt
That was a still from Disney’s Oz the Great and Powerful.
Our winner is:
though I liked KO’s take as well.
Thanks Prof.!
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