“My friend the chipmunk dug his hole here and you are NOT disturbing it.”
Wins for the mental image of an “Easter Grass Golem”. Take it away.
Yay! Thanks!
Let’s do…
A repeat caption from 2020:
“New phone, who dis?”
“You lost my contract just because the other guy knocked over a stack of milk bottles? I’m done with this kewpie doll bullshit! I’m signing with Anne Geddes. Next time you’ll see me I’ll be dressed like a giant cinnamon roll.”
“WHO left the phone in the refrigerator? Brrrrrr!”
“What do you mean I exceeded my call minutes? We’re on Unlimited! We’re not savages!”
Our Winner, S. Tove! Very nice.
Caption this Drew Friedman with impunity
Here they are:
“In all your Amours, you should prefer older women… They are so grateful!”
- Benjamin Franklin
Prof. Pepperwinkle have at it
Wow! I beat all that competition! Hmm…
Well, since George Jetson is due to be born in July of this year…
Sequel: SON OF LARRY WALTERS
Oh crap, forgot to refill Elroy’s module fuel.
“After COVID kicked the bottom out of the pilot job market, I found myself on on-call status for whenever Mrs. Kong was experiencing hot flashes.”
Nice one, KO!
Thanks Prof. Feeling a little pinched?
Accupinkture! It will turn you Japanese.
Hiroki didn’t quite understand the concept of clip-on earrings.