Suzie Stratosphere’s strange sexcapades.
We had our police artist, Jack Kirby, draw a likeness of the intruder.
“Hey, you got any epoxy dissolver?”
“Okay, you passed the skills test, but the Mob still thinks you won’t make a good cat burglar.”
Gargoyles have learned to adapt to the 21st Century.
“You were my just about to masturbate, weren’t you? WEREN’T YOU?!!”
The winner!
I always liked the fact that Kirby’s monsters all wear speedos.
Thanks
I can not has cheeseburger?
One Planted Pussywillow
And so we named the new kitten John-John
Let’s see, the first line is E, then F P, then T O Z, then L P E D, er…I can’t quite see the fifth line. Does it begin with a P or an F?
What did you expect? You planted pussy willows.
“I could have had a V8!”
“I’m a kitty-cat. She’s a flowerpot. Together we fight crime. Not very big crime, though.”
I don’t care if you are a hairless. Put something on!!
“Noah’s grandpa lived almost 1000 years, but my paw is getting old and tired after only two days.”
You win!
My caption: Super Catio Brothers was a huge failure.
Thank you. I was the first in my neighborhood to mow the lawn this season…
Fritz’s attempt at camouflage proved once again that good ambush predators are born, not made.
After defeating the Easter Grass Golem Rex was stunned but otherwise unharmed.
“YAWN Is it spring already?”