Inferno. Ring LXVI. The Circle of Ventriloquists and Contortionists.
Flying an autofellatio joke in under the radar FTW.
I completely missed that! That’s great!
See what comes from letting men wear dresses?!!
“He wouldn’t latch to his mom, he just spit formula back up, so we just thought we’d give granpa’s goiter discharge a try. And you know what? The little guy is really thriving!”
Vot? You neffer heard of the bosom of Abraham?
“My personal pronouns are she/her.”
My personal pronouns are she/her
Not just clever, but correct. Jusepe de Ribera’s 17th Century painting of Magdalena Ventura with her husband and child, is more popularly known as La mujer barbuda – The Bearded Woman.
You’re up @Knowed_Out
Can I keep him, Mommy? He followed me home!
Doctors have hesitated to separate the twins because of the intermingling of their organs.
Yes, just look at him. That is the man-eater!
He’s Cock of the Walk!
When Wisconsin asked for a new team mascot that embodied the theme of cheese, some submissions took an unexpected angle.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Barney the Dinosaur had several unfortunate attempts at plastic surgery, and lives in a retirement home in Florida.
They never should have built a Viagra factory next to the Fukushima power plant.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! You’re up Elmer!
They never should have built a Viagra factory next to the Fukushima power plant.
Elephant-Spider-Man, Elephant Spider-Man,
Does whatever an Elephant Spider can…