A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

YouTube’s Dr. Pimple Popper has really outdone herself this time!

New Cure for Painful Rectal Itch

The remains of Sonic the Hedgehog have been almost carefully preserved.

The Good Humor jackfruit-flavored ice cream bar was a short-lived experiment.

The loofah for men who type “tactical” in every product search on Amazon.

My own entry would have been “the rare Spiked Tribble was much less popular than the furry ones”.

Gonna give this to:

Although I wanted to ask-

New Cure for Painful Rectal Itch

-cure?

Can anyone translate Russian?

You mean this one?

“From Sergei Eisenstein! Village of the Damned meets Vertigo meets Triumph of the Will”

(If anybody’s interested, my translation would be “Private Life,” and the actress is Petra Vinogradova.)

In play:

"Petra, I love your sky-blue eyyyyyys …

In Soviet Russia movies watch you!

Hairdressers had to use Olympic High Dives to reach the 50-foot Woman’s hair. They had to be careful with the hair gel however, as they were vulnerable to slipping to their deaths,.

@Prof.Pepperwinkle

Sometimes the basic ones are the most satisfying

Thanks!

They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryna catch me ridin’ dirty

Not shown in photo: how the Pimp My Ride guys rigged a spark plug in the bung with a switch on the saddle for flaming exhaust.

And our winner is Slithy Tove!

Bertram de Born regrets asking for the ability to see into those hard to reach cupboards

The Final Fate of Max Headroom

“Frankly, this was easier than taking yoga classes.”