A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Is that rouge that the undertaker put on him?”

This one prevails, despite the stiff competition. You’re uh, up Kent!

How about something seasonal

Bite the heads off my Cadbury cousins, will you?

“Remember Timmy, if you don’t brush your teeth and say your prayers, you’ll look like that.”

Back of snapshot:
Easter in Caerbannog, Liam MacGregor age 4.

“Say Hasenpfeffer!”

Ya don’t monkey around with the Cadbury Ape!

They said it doesn’t matter if you’re Jewish. They said a photo with the Easter Bunny would be cute. They said Vatican II repudiated Jewish deicide. They said.

Well, that was. . . different. Take it away @Slithy_Tove

What praise can we offer Madonna Ciccone, winner of the Olden Globes?

Butt, butt, are you sure that’s Madonna?

[Just to be helpful:]

I don’t want you to thank me,
You can just spank me.

Madonna was the most successful of the Widette family’s cousins.

A few starving children in Rwanda won’t miss their distended bellies.

The Material Girl’s added Botox to her list of ingredients.

This “defund the police” nonsense has to stop! At least give them enough money for a full uniform.

A close race but @Lumpy wins for harkening back to the classics.