A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

I feel like a nap now. Think I’ll sleep precariously balanced on top of this angled roof.

Short, sweet and to the point. Go for it, @Slithy_Tove

Thanks!

Can someone please load this gif for me?

Used “Copy GIF link”

Thanks!

DC Comics openly-lesbian Batwoman actually goes further back than most people are aware of.

Everything was beautiful at the ballet…

Batman meets The Dreamer!

“Which smells better? The Secret or the Arrid Extra Dry?”

Once again Humperdinck puts the audience to sleep.

“Just buy a ceiling fan, already!”

Nosferatu the MUSICAL! Choreography by Twyla Tharp

(Sorry. Humperdinck didn’t compose Die Fliedermaus, that was Johann Strauss. Ah, well.)

Lace up and hit the ice @Knowed_Out

To be fair here, the silly bat woman was capable of a much better photo

Thanks, Slithy_Tove. 'Twas brillig.

The citizens of Chicago attempting to de-tumesce John Dillinger in a manner recalling this scene from “Airplane!”

Yeah, Johnny, when they tell you it’s five bucks for room and board? This is whatcha get.

Yes, rigor mortis is real and, yes Dillinger was hung like a horse.

“If your erection lasts more than four hours, or continues after your death, seek medical attention.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?”