A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

When this Nurse gives a shot, she really shoots!

Trauma Center! The exciting new game that lets you make patients AND heal them!

Oops! Typo. That should be “Horse Doctor Medical Play Set”.

Speculum not included.

If your patient refuses to be examined, shoot them!

“No, no, you see, the idea is to roll the capsules at the bowling pins, and if you don’t knock them down, then you shoot them.”

Twice as effective for treating COVID-19 as anything Pres. Trump has said!

Omg, every entry was great! I snorted loudest for:

@Elmer_J.Fudd, you’re the winner!

Thanks!

“Use your extra legs to cross the street faster, you bloody hobgoblins!”

Fortunately The Doctor turned up to save Earth. Again.

No worries constable, just a pair of Essex bints on the pull

Contrary to what the movies would have you believe, Minions did actually evolve over time.

Rejected cover art for Abbey Road

My own contribution:
“This is why I voted for Brexit.”

But not as funny as our winner:

Thanks. And now. . .

“And Snoopy absolutely nails his vault. The judges should like that.”

“Damn you Christo!”

NO, NO. I TOLD the builder the doghouse has to be THIS big!

WHERE’S WOODSTOCK? TELL ME THAT YOU DIDN’T WRAP HIM UP INSIDE THE DOGHOUSE.

The folks at the Sopwith Camel factory don’t take much pride in their gift wrapping.