Uptown Funk you up! Uptown Funk you up!
Unlike Wilson Phillips, Richards Jagger waited a while before following in their parents’ footsteps.
Dammit! Even my Grandparents were cooler than I am.
Doesn’t matter what they say
In the jealous games doctors play
Our hips are healed…
I wanna rock and roll all afternoon
and go to the potty every day
When the Runaways develop dementia: the Wanderoffs.
Some great ones this time around, but I’m going to have to give it to @Knowed_Out for this one:
You’re up, K_O!
Thanks, Spoons!
I think this is my new nightmare…
It’s a ventriloquist dummy! It’s a love doll! It’s double the fun!
With the new DNA Plastico, you can be your own soulmate!
“He ain’t heavy, he’s my, uh…
With home taxidermy, Uncle Jim and Aunt Sally have never looked more lifelike.
“Keep making that face and one day it will freeze like that.”
Momma was right. 
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“C’mon, Chris! Make fun of my wife’s haircut! I dare you!”
Can I take her back to the North Pole with me, Santa? Please?
Those handshake buzzers fit other places besides the palm.
OK, that’s disturbing. You win!
Thanks!
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a chibi hobo with a shotgun!
I see the 2024 candidate from Texas has rolled out his plan for “Cruzcare”.