A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Y’know, Rex, you’re a lot stronger than that guy is. Next time, hit him while he’s pouring out the dog chow and you can have the whole bag!

“Go ahead and get on your stupid horse and jump over shit. We’re fine right here. By the way, what’s the Netflix password?”

All great captions! I’m going with @Knowed_Out with:

You’re up!

OK, let’s find a new rabbit hole.

MW4MW. Same-room swap only. (The parrot stays in the room too)

The PLA (Psittacopasserae Liberation Army) was one of the weirder radical groups in the 1970s.

Say what you want - that bird’s a killer!

Folks, come on down to the Hearst-Yankovic Skeet Shooting Emporium!

Fine plumage on that bird…and the parrot ain’t bad, either.

Just for “Psittacopasserae” alone does this entry win.

More 1970s fashion…

“You want us to smile for the photo? While wearing this crap?”

“Vee haff superior fashion genetics. Vee bred ze sheep zis vay.”

We’re dyed in the wool Scotsmen, ach aye!

Genuine couch cushion sheep are considered superior to polyester.

Hal Briston? Is that you?

A scowl and a wide, scrotum-accommodating stance will see a real man through any predicament. Any.

@Spoons made me do a Google search, which results all led me back to the SDMB. As punishment, I am proclaiming him the winner.

(While waiting for Spoons, I’m going to sneak one in. )

More evidence that owners resemble their pets.

Thanks, Elmer! Yes, poor Hal took a lot of (good-natured) ribbing here for some years, after he left his browser open to the SDMB, and his brother or somebody posted about his love of sheep.

Okay, let’s see what this one is all about: