A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Idle hands and a pile of Popular Mechanics is the devil’s workshop.

The Italian army unveils its new main battle tank/ravioli press

Doc Brown – the early days.

John Hampster’s wheel would eventually find a use different from the original concept.

“This is going to be a real challenge in the fall when it’s time to put the snow tire on.”

So many good ones, but I’ll go with:

Toasted ravioli, yum.

Take it away Slithy_Tove

thank you. Again I’ll need assistance for photo posting:

The toughest merit badge he’ll have to earn

The folks at Fender wanted to make sure young Flea was provided with the right sized bass for his body type.

OK, now show him that picture of Marilyn Monroe. Rulers out, everybody!

Fine. Bring in the fat kid next.

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You’ll be surprised
You’re doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Wait, this should work. Nertz.

I’ll try

The Russian army is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for draftees these days.

Little did anyone realize what fate had in store for Ronnie Jeremy.

OK thank you to everyone. It’s been over twenty four hours so I’ll review and select the winner at the top of the hour

@needscoffee by a Ron Jeremy back hair

Thanks!

Yup, good boy, Fido. You play with the kids and I’ll go guard the henhouse.

“The cat in the next room called you ugly.”