D B Cooper, an earlier, more modest caper.
“Free squeegee wipe sir?”
Robo-Bob got 18 miles to the gallon, if the wind wasn’t against him.
“You see, I’m pitching this idea for a new film, to be called Xanadu.”
These cutbacks are playing hob with the moon lunar rover program.
A brief fad on Madison Avenue was requiring the men in grey flannel to actually use the products they wrote ads for.
This one stuck with me. take it away @Slithy_Tove
Unfortunately, I’m on iPhone only and don’t have a photo upload site, so I’ll require one of you guys to kindly upload this one. This thread deserves a Diane Arbus photo
“Yes I am here to discuss your car’s extended warranty, and we will.”
The stage play “John in Wonderland” was a total flop.
“So. When you built this tiny house, you never once considered you might have a normal sized child?”
We welcome you to Munchkinland, falalalala falala falala.
Before his award-winning turn in Death of a Salesman, Dustin Hoffman co-starred with Andre the Giant in a stage version of Twins.
“Mom, just put the ottoman eight feet out, willya?”
“The school guidance counselor says I have a great future cleaning leaves from gutters.”
“WHAT, you want me to soap up my head and mop the ceiling AGAIN?”
“It wasn’t a beanstalk. It started off as a redwood tree, then things got crazy from there.”
@bonum_legatum, the torch is passed to you
Thank you.
In Soviet Russia, tire drives YOU!
And when you go over steep hills, it bounces!
Hmm. I wonder if I can somehow adapt this to powered roller skates?