A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“I could swear Cinnabon had a drive-thru!”

“This don’t look like no expressway to me!”

I knew I should have taken a right turn at Albuquerque.

Okay; my own caption would have been “The movies make it look so easy”. Lots of good entries but I’ll give it to:

Thanks, Lumpy. Who let these dogs out?

Sorry guys, we’re out of Alpo. How about some fries?

You’re one fry short of a happy meal.

Oh yeah? You’re one dog short of a Cerberus.

Better not order mush. We’re getting too husky

We’re perfect for GrubHub. We’re at the golden arches to retrieve an order.

We always get take-out, but our friend Marmaduke always does Dane-in.

The “dining out” scene in the live-action remake of Lady and the Tramp had to drop the Italian caricatures.

“Anyone see a dogsled go by here?”

You know, having comfort dogs at McDonalds might be a good idea.

How much are those doggies in the window?

Meat inspectors reporting for duty.

We heard you had hush puppies.

Probably the only occasion this comeback can be used.

Take it away Slithy!

Thanks!

Starsky and Hutch were early casualties of the defund the police movement

Marvel Universe Budget Cuts

Sergio Leone was stingy when it came to transportation allowances for his actors.

Tony Stark: Scooters are faster than skateboards.
Logan: I look taller.

European chic could only go so far in making up for limited petrol supplies.

Take it away!

One more for law enforcement

They see me drivin’; they hatin’.