Proof that police are given quotas for ticketing Black drivers with windows tinted too darkly.
“I swear my car was normal sized before I went through the carwash, officer.”
Heahs ya tickit fer peddlin them flahs.
Yes, you’re driving a compact, and yes, you parked in the right area, but it was across the lines instead of inside them.
For most creative use of obscure dialect, @boson you’re up!
Thanks, KC. Here goes:
“… 98; 99; 100. Ready or not, here I come!”
Tolkien’s inspiration for Old Man Willow
“Bob! Stop putting oats in the cleft of the tree!”
In eerie foreshadowing, years later there would be a set of boards glued together…
Huh. Must be a horse chestnut.
WINNER: LumpyCharter Member
“… 98; 99; 100. Ready or not, here I come!”
Love it. Ready or not, here LUMPY comes.
Thanks @boson . Next we have a- a… no comment.
My parents asked me what toy I wanted. I said I wanted a top. Sometimes mom and dad are too open-minded.
It puts the Trans in Transformers!
Limited Edition: Rock 'em Sock 'em Hump 'em Robots!
They punch! They jab! They thrust! They quickly succumb!
“Billy, do you have an extra button that I don’t?”
Mattel was a little confused about the concept of a “sex toy”.
Several great entries but by a hair I’ll give it to: