A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

More toys…

Little Eva Braun grew up to live her childhood fantasy, but it didn’t end well.

“No, I said she wanted a doll fiddler.”

There’s apparently a market for children of Holocaust Deniers.

Well she’s obviously happy with it. So much for the tolerant Left!

Russia’s propaganda about “Ukrainian Nazis” was clumsy to start - and is getting increasingly desperate.

Today she gets Charlie Chaplin, tomorrow Buster Keaton!

"Mayim: I’ll take “Episodes from the Twilight Zone that were NEVER broadcast for $100.”

She asked for a fury doll. Her parents misunderstood.

The winner

Continuing with the doll theme.

Raggedy Amy, bastard sister to Raggedy Ann.

Raggedy Ann suddenly realizing how… inadequate Raggedy Andy was.

Don’t want your child finding your personal massagers? Cover them with Discrete Creepy Dolls™!

“Why is my neck stiff?”

Takes the prize, take it away Knowed_Out.

Thanks, Bonum. Pimp my ride.

GrubHub’s delivery bike for Red Lobster orders.

No one will forget the tragic yet oddly delicious day of Knuckles’ fiery collision with a Darigold truck

A major trafficker in guns, meth, prostitution and drawn butter.