A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

The new mashup film “The Wild One - Lobsternado” definitely jumped the shark.

The see me chitin, they hatin’.

Quick Lobsterman, to the Lobstercycle!

Fred Schneider‘s ride is a little too on-the-nose.

I didn’t even know there were mutant Transformers.

Too many good ones from which to decide, but let’s pick this one from the tank:

Thanks! Let’s try…

But really, Uncle Malviolo, what happened to Cousin Mickey?

Outtake from Fantasia: Mickey and Minnie practice Tantric Sex.

Despite its exclusivity, Club 33 has always had trouble keeping the vermin out.

(NOT IN PLAY) no one’s noticed yet they’re dressed like The Joker and Harley Quinn?

Oh. Well then…
Arkham Asylum is a Mickey Mouse operation.

“Hey Mickey (you’re so fine), don’t you think we should blow Gotham before Catwoman finds her way into this joint?”

What’s your safe squeak?

Love 'em all, but the winner is…

Good one, S_T!

Granny was conflicted about reporting her daughter Mary to child protective services.

After word got out about the unfortunate incident, no model would even consider posing for Caravaggio.

OK child, just one more time:
:notes:
“You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
You put your left leg in
And you shake it all about…”

Tomorrow, we’ll try walking on water.

“Look, just pick up the snake today, and we’ll get you some pants tomorrow. Deal?”