“I still think he looks like the coppersmith.”
You have the controls. Fly Bonum fly
Let’s see what the inventive minds can make of this:
(That’s an absentee ballot - but you don’t have to stick to that description…)
You too can be a winner in the American Family Publishers Vaccine Clearinghouse Sweepstakes!
This is so the government doesn’t get your DNA through absentee balloting.
I usually just hold my nose when I only have two candidates to choose from.
It was only months later that investigators of the anthrax mailings caught a lead from security camera footage.
You may already be a wiener.
“Hey, Janie, look at that Martian-looking guy by the mailbox!”
It was tough choice. The non-winners may demand a recount, but:
was just paranoid enough to take the prize.
Thanks, Bonum. Light it up!
https://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Caption-This-Moon.jpg
That really does deserve a standing ovulation
Unclear on the concept of “mooning”.
…and that is how ping pong balls are made.
“When we get back into town, you think up a good the alien abduction story and I’ll phone Weekly World News.”
Another sad result of Doctor’s handwriting. The instructions were supposed to be “Take one pill daily with DESSERT.”
Behold as the fairy midwife delivers Tinkerbell!
See? A light inside the body will kill the virus!
I guess the sun really does shine out of her asshole!
All these entries were good. I chose this one because Winston hasn’t had a win a while.
Haven’t won in a while because I was off-line for a while!
Hows about this one: