Comment: (The usual crowd must be out enjoying the good weather this weekend. But there’s GOT to be a joke about Jack Sprat for this.)
It ain’t over till the fat lady sings, or at least till there’s major rainfall.
It’s Sandy Dunkin’ Donuts!
(Yeah, I got nothin’)
You know how a scarecrow protects the corn? Maybe this keep the cats from shitting in the sandbox.
Bob didn’t really think things through when he applied for a job as a “Ride of the Valkyries”.
Assuming Bob is the guy under the skirt, i’ll give it to
Thanks!
Dr Kubler-Ross replicates the five stages of grief in the lab.
Look! It’s a one-armed detective, and his hand’s all weird!
Apprentice-god has learned that creating humanity wasn’t just the piece of cake as he thought it would be.
How anti-vaxxers think COVID treatments take place.
The winner:
“So, if you just commit to buy three LPs at full price in the next 12 months; you get any ten of these for just a penny!”
“So that’s when Wonka wrapped the rainbow in a sigh and made the world taste good?”
Producer: “I said get me Sammy Cahn! NOT Sammy and Khan!”
“And in your Fantasy, you want me to make people accept interracial marriage?”
“Interesting selection of yogurts, Mr. Davis. Which do you recommend?”
“Da plain, bauth. De plain!”
I see you in the picture. Should I know the other guys?
“So! The new Rat Pack! You, me, Tattoo, Barry Williams, and Charo. We’ll be bigger than Pink Lady and Jeff!”