Your turn. Just don’t make it a half Nelson Riddle
“My grandson Joey windexed the Kyber crystal that destroyed Alderaan.”
One of the lost Doctor Who episodes: “Attack of the Mechonoids”.
We took R2D2 out for ice cream and gently explained to him that, although we love him very much, we’re not his natural mommy and daddy, but that he’s the result of a moment of mad passion between Eleanor Roosevelt and Telstar.
For her third attempt to satisfy the science fair requirements for her belated and long anticipated high school graduation, Virginia explains the bomb she plans to ignite if she doesn’t get her diploma.
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Captain Kirk’s mother had more luck negotiating with Nomad than Scotty did.
And THIS is supposed to make telephone calls more convenient? You stupid scientists, I’ll never be able to hold this receiver up to my ear!
Reading: One day, international calling will be as convenient as local calls. Thinking: HMPH. And I bet my children will still forget to call me on Mother’s Day.
The winner!
Thanks Elmer. Continuing with Star Wars themery…
Leia and Luke are just fine, thanks for asking. What’s Robin up to these days?
Orphans Anonymous really needs to rethink their sponsor assignments.
“Let’s see if you’re prepared for the Force.”
“Is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?”
All right, you spare the Earth and I give you Harley Quinn’s phone number.
Subway: Meet Fresh
“I see even millionaire Bruce Wayne can’t afford to gas up the Batmobile anymore.”
Apparently, the new remake of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 is a joint Disney/Warner production.
Ralph Lauren. Who’s yours?